Monday, February 24, 2014

Research about life in Australian society as a woman with no children

 Are you a woman who has no children 
and aged between 25 and 44 years?

If so, we would love to hear from you!

We are conducting research about life in Australian society as a woman with no children.

If you would like to take part, please visit the following link to complete the anonymous online questionnaire, which will take only 20-30 minutes of your time!

This research will be conducted toward completion of a Deakin University Honours student research project.

For further information, please visit

or contact Beth Turnbull at

Thursday, February 06, 2014

Draining the gene pool one photo at a time

This may not be a revelation, but it seems to me that the omnipresence of digital cameras and camera phones is the cause of humanity's latest and greatest dip in intelligence and parenting.

Today I was sent a link to a web site called "why-my-kid-is-crying".

If you can be bothered looking at it, I certainly didn't get far into it, it becomes clear that a great many parents prefer to take pictures of the kids being arseholes instead of...well...being actual parents.

Now parents may counter by saying "sometimes there's just nothing you can do".

Sometimes, maybe. All the time, as these photos imply? Bullshit.

Hell, there's even a picture of me being an arsehole baby way back in the late 1960s.

This is me, in the pitch dark, crying for no reason in the middle of the night, shaking the shit out of the cot.

Apparently I did this a lot and so Mum's frustrated response was to take a flash photo of me.

Now I don't know how old I was, but I swear I can remember that flash scaring the shit out of me. I didn't do that again (so I am told).

That was an exception though. Today all parents, all people, are walking around with cameras 24 x 7 and instead of dealing with a situation they photograph in the hope of becoming an internet sensation.

Meanwhile your kids head is eaten by a camel...

...and again, you'd think someone would learn, but no, these scro's aren't perturbed...

A few things happen when you take photos instead of acting to prevent an accident or just living your life:

A) Your child gets eaten, killed, injured

B) Your child is mentally scarred for life if not by the event itself then by the fact/subsequent-realisation that his parents don't care and are in fact arseholes.

C) Life passes you by while you take pictures that you'll probably never look at again once you've posted them on the internet.

Maybe I have read the situation incorrectly. Maybe parents are giving their kids a practical demonstration of quantum mechanics.

Maybe they are demonstrating that the act of observing changes the outcome.

Less so than doing something that is.

Based on technological and parenting trends none of this is going away or being fixed. Technology will march on and parents will have an ever increasing array of distractions and tools with which to film their offspring being injured...

...and that makes it harder for us to hide from this shit.

P.S. This one is my fault, sorry.

Monday, January 13, 2014

Welcome to 2014 and a new round of stupidity

Hi folks,

I've refurbished the web site again and thought I'd do a quick post about how stupidly 2014 has started.

In Queensland (Australia) their government has enacted "bikie laws" which essentially mean anyone riding a motorbike can be arrested for no particular reason.

As a bike rider you don't have to have a record, be doing anything illegal or indeed anything at all. It is simply enough to cross the Queensland border on your motorbike.

Ignoring sense and sanity and fostering fear is how the Nazis got started.

Congratulations Queensland, you've successfully made Australia look like a bunch of redneck fuckwits on the world stage.

But Queensland isn't the only turd in the sandwich, Western Australia (WA) has instigated a "shark cull" because a couple of people (literally) have been killed by sharks over the last year.

It doesn't matter that more people die from...well...almost anything else you can name...oxygen poisoning, falling down in the bath, eating a pickle sandwich, picking their nose...ANYTHING!

Australia doesn't have a good record with animal care. We wiped out Tasmania's iconic Tiger or Thyalcene and now are desperate to prove that it isn't extinct (which I think it isn't but that's a whole other story).

I am guessing we'll do the same to the sharks in WA and wonder why the price of Fish & Chips goes through the roof.

Of course our record on racism isn't all that good either.

Right now our moronic federal government is hell bent on a policy of "turning back the boats".

This refers to refugees who arrive by boat. They don't care about the many hundreds if not thousands who arrive by air. Just the boats.

Our genius Prime Minister, Tony Abbott, initially said he'd turn back the boats "for their own safety".

This didn't work, so, using our money, he said he'd buy their unsafe boats before they could get a chance to buy them and head our way. That didn't work either.

Now he is intercepting them, given them seaworthy boats AND towing them home!
What the fuck?!

So Australia, be proud and be stupid.

2014 is declared the year of the Aussie Fuckwit.

The annual changing of the calendar serves as a timely reminder just how wonderful it is to not be participating in the future of this planet beyond my own lifespan :-)